Sooty Tackles Kitty Hoots Tail Chasers

Some of you may, or may not know, I'm not a player (as in with toys, not the ladies or records). Maybe its my breed, or my age or that I'm just too cool to roll around like a crazed kitten. But I gotta say, these new toys drive me wild!

I don't know what it is, but as soon as mum picks it up and bops me on the head with it I lose all self control and get all chewy and drooly with it. Its like, its like.... I have no words. Its the best toy Ive ever seen! It has that amazing nip smell at the head end, mum can pick it up and the tail end while I try and wrestle it from her. Its got a great mane to lick and slobber on (tried and tested by me, I highly recommend a good slobber on toys to mark its yours) and its just A-MAZE-ING! And basically, if I play with it like a kitten, its pretty special because I usually give toys a short sharp burst and thats it. Conveniently leaving mum standing there in anticipation with the camera as I walk away. There is no walking away from these toys.

Its guaranteed to make you "butt-wiggle-pounce" on top of it. BEST TOY EVER!

I think I need to add more paws to my rating just to get my point across about how great this is.....